Much transpired over my week off on the Embarrassingly Amateur Golf Tour (EAGT).
In my absence, a renegade band of root and berry-eating Capital City councillors invaded my little town.
Cave-in Kennedy and a few other anemic little vegans foisted their disapproval over the oil sands and decided a resolution passed by the Northwest Territories Association of Communities (NWTAC) might help halt new development.
“This is a life or death situation for people of the North,” Kennedy mewled, his lower lip quivering.
The resolution calls on the Government of the Northwest Territories to ask the Government of Alberta to halt new oil sands approvals until it negotiates an enforceable trans-boundary water agreement with the NWT.
The Athabasca and Slave River systems have become the most-tested water bodies in North America, but that doesn't stop the eco-thugs from spreading their campaign of fear, misinformation and outright lies.
Without any facts or data to support them, Councillors Kennedy, Sheel-argh Montgomery and the rest of the protein-deprived knobs at Ecology North are claiming elevated arsenic levels, cancer-causing agents and imminent doom for anyone living downstream of the oil sands.
All 33 communities bought into this steaming pile and voted in favour of the resolution.
In response, Alberta Premier Ed Stalmach was nonplused and to the point.
“Northwest what? Tell them they can go fuck themselves,” Stelmach said.
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keep your fingers crossed the next time that sensitive pony-tailed jag-off goes on three-week walk-a-bout in Wood Buffalo park, he's either consumed by mosquitoes or trampled by a stampede of angry buffalo.
ReplyDeleteThis is a life or death situation?????? are you fucking serious Kevin Kennedy???
ReplyDeletetell me something Burgeoning Curmudgeon. Why doesn't this douche bag go and get a haircut and get a fucking job in the real fucking world... Oh, I know. He can't. That's why he brought his stinking no good carcass here, because "up here" is the only place this stupid mother fucker can find work and an audience as dumb as he is to listen to his trifling opinions, and then vote for him. Fuck off Kevin Kennedy.